A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” he Englishman flicks on his…
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much…
A man escapes from prison after serving 15 years and breaks into a house, looking for money and weapons. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed….
My sister had left a sandwich in the fridge with her name on it, clearly meant for her. I knew it was her lunch, but I couldn’t…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
A little boy comes running into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?”…