A long-haul trucker slid into a booth at a busy highway café and told the brand-new blonde waitress: “Alright, sweetheart—bring me three blowouts, two high beams, and a couple of side steps.” The poor girl blinked, nodded politely, and hustled to the kitchen, looking baffled. She stuck her head in the door and whispered, “There’s a man out there ordering blowouts, high beams, and side steps… Are we supposed to fix his truck or feed him?” The cook nearly dropped his spatula laughing….CONTINUE READING BELOW
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