A man comes home from work at 7:30 pm with his best friend for dinner without telling his wife first.
His wife gets really upset, while his friend just sits quietly.
Wife: “I’m not ready! My hair and makeup are a mess, the house is dirty, the dishes aren’t done,
I’m still in my pajamas, and I don’t feel like cooking!
Why did you bring him home?”
Husband: “Because he’s thinking about getting married, and I promised to show him what it’s like!”
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…
unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home?!?”
Husband: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”
