A man comes home from work at 7:30 pm with his best friend for dinner without telling his wife first.

His wife gets really upset, while his friend just sits quietly.

Wife: “I’m not ready! My hair and makeup are a mess, the house is dirty, the dishes aren’t done,

I’m still in my pajamas, and I don’t feel like cooking!

Why did you bring him home?”

Husband: “Because he’s thinking about getting married, and I promised to show him what it’s like!”

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…

unannounced at 7:30 pm after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.

Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,

I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the hell did you bring him home?!?”

Husband: “Because he’s thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!”