A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up as it sometimes does. But then the wife suddenly stops and says, -“I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” -“WHAT!?” -Says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well Well deal with it. CTORY.COM
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each. The pair went to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out – but she doesn’t care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says -“You don’t even play tennis, but if you like it then let’s get it.” DIRECTORY.COM
