A drunk man walks into the bedroom

A drunk man walks into the bedroom and oblivious to his wife and her lover goes to bed.

After a while he wakes up, looks down and sees 6 feet.

He asks his wife:

There must be 4 feet.

Why am I seeina 6 feet?

His wife says: no you are wrong.

Get out of bed and look again.

Husband does it and says: “oh you are right honey.

There are 4 feet.”

Then goes back to bed and sleeps.

Why am I seeina 6 feet? His wife says: no you are wrong. Get out of bed and look again. Husband does it and says: “oh you are right honey. There are 4 feet.” Then goes back to bed and sleeps.

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