A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket

The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.

The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “Meow”.

The cop says, “Oh, it’s only a cat”

He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “Woof, woof”.

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The cop says, “It’s only a dog”.He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, “Potato”

A blonde walks into an appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store, approach the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”

The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”

The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”

The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.

The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”

At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.

The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “That’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”

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