A boy asks his mother for breakfast.

A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, “Not until you feed the animals.” The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, “I don’t feel like feeding you today.” So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he’s hungry. His mother says, “I saw you kick the chicken, so you’re not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you’re not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you’re not getting any bacon.”…CONTINUE READING BELOW

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