A blonde is swimming…

A blonde is swimming in a river.

A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?”

She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”

The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”

The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”

Oh boy, this blonde swimmer is really in a pickle!

A concerned man spots her swimming in the river and asks what on earth she’s doing.

Her response? “I’m washing my clothes.” Uhh, come again?!

The man, understandably perplexed, then asks the obvious follow-up –  “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”

And the blonde’s reply is just pure comedy gold: “I tried…”

This poor woman must have had a brain freeze moment!

I can just picture the man standing there, scratching his head in bewilderment as she tries to explain her bizarre laundry method.

Talk about thinking outside the box…or in this case, the washing machine!

This is the kind of quirky, lighthearted humor that’s sure to give anyone a good laugh.

The blonde’s matter-of-fact delivery and willingness to admit she “tried” the unconventional approach just adds to the hilarity. You really can’t make this stuff up!

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