A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
A rich single man is having a drink by himself in a bar. when a gorgeous woman enters. Everyone is staring at her. The guy thinks to…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far…
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having…
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger…
Everyone is staring at her. The guy thinks to himself, “there’s no way in hell I have a chance with her.” But, lo and behold, she sits…
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through…