A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man has never been married.

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him,

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him.

“A man your age!

How did you make love almost every night?’”

Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”

A 70-year-old man has never been married.

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.

When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?”

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man.

Related Posts

People Discovering Family Secrets Hidden from Them

A lot of families have secrets that have been kept for a long time, sometimes for decades or even centuries. But eventually, these hidden truths usually come…

THE PASTOR’S TEETH

A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…

Wife receives a divorce letter from husband, her reply is brilliant

Dear Wife, I’m writing this letter to let you know that I’m leaving for good. I’ve tried to be a good husband throughout our seven years of…

This 92 Year Olds Epic Response to a Teenagers Wild Hair Will Leave You in Stitches

I came across a hilarious story online that I just had to share! A person took their 92-year-old dad to the mall recently to pick out some…

A man boards a plane with six children.

A man boards a plane with six children. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks,…

Wisdom from the Bar: A Hilarious Piece of Advice

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy you look really tired!” His…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *