Husband sent a text to his wife at night,“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply
….. He sent another text,“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car” this time , | She sent this text back, “OMG really? | Husband replied, : | “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
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