An elderly couple had just crawled into bed
when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,
“Seven points!
”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked,
“What are you talking about? ”
Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,
then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced,
“Touchdown! Tie game!
” After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted,
“Aha, 14 to 7!I’m back in the lead! ”
Determined to stay in the game,
the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned,
“Touchdown, tie game again! ”
Then, with a small squeaker, she added,
“Field goal!
