Husband: Honey, it looks like I’m not going to make it,

so I want to get something off my chest.

Wife: What is it, dear?

Husband: I’ve been having an affair with your best friend,

Julia, for the past year.

Wife: Oh yes.

I know all about it.

Husband: You do?

Wife: Yes dear, why do you think I poisoned you?

Jack’s wife looked at him, raised an eyebrow, and replied:

“If you mow the lawn without clothes, the neighbors might think we can’t afford a lawn service!”

Or another version:

“Honey, if you mow the lawn without clothes, our property value might go down!”

Her clever response gives a humorous perspective on Jack’s “secret” desire to beat the heat by skipping the clothes,

adding a funny twist to the idea of being a bit too comfortable in the neighborhood!