Wife wish to husband –
JOKE OF THE DAY
A wife got so mad at her
husband she packed
his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the
door she yelled,
” I hope you die,
a long, slow painful death.”
He turned around
and said :
‘So, you,
want me to freaking stay?
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