Wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.

After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”“Simple. I’m not going.”“Why not?”“Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. It’s just cold.

Second, no one there likes me. Everyone is always talking about me behind my back. And third, most important of all, I just don’t feel like going!”“Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why you ARE going. First of all, the church isn’t cold in the morning; it’s warm. Second, I think, or I’m pretty sure, that there are some people there who do like you, and third you’re the minister, so get dressed.”

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