An old woman was sitting on the porch with her husband, sipping a glass of wine.

“I love you so much,” she says.

“In fact, I doubt I could live without you.

I know I don’t want to even try to get thru a single day without you.”

Her husband is almost speechless.

“Is that you talking, or the wine?” he asks.

“It’s me,” she replies. “Talking to the wine.”

This couple is really serving up some next-level drama on the porch

! The wife is laying it all out there, professing her love for her husband while sipping a glass of wine. But her emotional outpouring quickly takes a turn.

She straight-up admits that she “doubts” she could even live without him, which is a pretty heavy thing to say.

But then she drops the bomb – she knows she doesn’t want to get through a single day without him.

Talk about a twisted romantic declaration!

And the husband’s response is just pure gold.

Instead of getting all mushy and reciprocating the sentiment, he deadpans “Is that you talking, or the wine?” Savage!

He’s clearly not buying into her emotional antics.

This is the kind of hilariously awkward domestic moment that you just can’t script. The wife is laying her heart on the line, while the husband remains perfectly calm and unfazed. Talk about a classic case of miscommunication and clashing personalities!

I have a feeling this couple has a long history of these kinds of porch-side confrontations. But hey, at least they’re keeping things interesting (and entertaining for the rest of us)!