A Romantic Wife and Her Hilariously Literal Husband

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:

“I am on the toilet.  Please advise.”

This wife really put her romantic creativity to the test with her sweet, emoji-filled text to her husband.

But his deadpan, literal response is just pure comedy gold!

The wife goes all out, asking him to “send me your dreams” if he’s sleeping, and “a sip” if he’s drinking.

It’s such a charming and creative way to stay connected.

But the husband’s reply of “I am on” is just the perfect blend of oblivious and hilarious.

He clearly took her request at face value, without picking up on the romantic subtext. Talk about a major disconnect!

This couple’s dynamic is just too funny. The wife is clearly the more expressive and emotional partner, while the husband operates in a much more literal, straightforward manner. You can practically see the husband staring at his phone, completely unfazed by his wife’s flowery language.

This is the kind of genuine, lighthearted humor that has the internet in stitches. The wife’s exasperation and the husband’s utter cluelessness make for a priceless interaction. Talk about a master class in miscommunication!

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