An elderly man goes to the doctor.

He says,

“Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless.

Matter of fact, I’ve farted 10 times just waiting for you.”

The Doctor says, “Take these pills every day for a wee, and then come back and see me.”

A week later, the man complains,

“Doctor, I don’t know what you gave me, but my fatts smell horrible now!”

The doctor says, “OK, now that your sinuses are clear, let’s check your hearing.”

This elderly gentleman clearly has no filter when it comes to his bodily functions!

When he goes to the doctor complaining about a “problem with gas”, he drops a bombshell – he’s actually farted 10 times already just waiting for the doc.

Talk about an overshare! I bet the poor doctor didn’t know whether to laugh or cringe at this patient’s blunt admission.

But the kicker is that the man doesn’t even think it’s an issue, since the gas is “silent and odorless.” Yikes, talk about a different perspective on personal hygiene!

This guy’s nonchalant attitude about his excessive flatulence is just comedy gold.

You have to admire his shameless honesty, even if it’s a bit TMI. I can only imagine the doctor’s facial expression after hearing this elderly patient’s candid gas report.

This is the kind of doctor visit story that’s sure to leave everyone in stitches.

Who knew a simple gas complaint could turn into such a hilarious and unforgettable medical encounter?  This man is definitely giving new meaning to the phrase “silent but deadly”!