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Blonde Customer Outsmarts Salesman Over Window Payments!

Blonde Customer Outsmarts

Salesman Over Window Payments!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them.

The man complained that the work had been completed a year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them.

HHHellooo… just because

I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year…

that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.

Hellooooo, it’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.

He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot!!!

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