The 4-Year-Old’s Hilarious Plan to Marry Grandma

The 4-Year-Old’s Hilarious Plan to Marry Grandma

Boy aged 4:  Dad, I’ve decided to get married.

Dad: Wonderful;  do you have a girl in mind?!

Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me,

I love her too… and she’s the best cook &

storyteller in the whole world!!

Dad: That’s nice,

but we have a small problem there!!

Boy: What problem?!

Dad: She happens to be my mother.

How can you marry my mother!!

Boy: Why not?!

You married mine!!!!

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