Wife wish to husband
A wife got so mad at her husband
she packed his bags
and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled,
” I hope you die, a long,
slow painful death.”
He turned around
and said :
‘So, you, want me to f*ck*ng stay?
want me to f*ck*ng stay?
want me to f*ck*ng stay?
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