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The Genie Would Grant One Wish But Be Careful What You Wish For

If you had an opportunity to make a wish and have it granted, what would the wish be?

Perhaps you have even given this some brainpower, and you may have come up with something interesting, to say the least.

Being able to wish for something is an amazing thing, but it is also something that can give us a good chuckle.

That is especially true when it is part of a joke, and there are plenty out there to choose from.

Even though there are many jokes that involve a genie, we have one for you here that is at the top of the list.

This one is sure to make you laugh and you will want to share it over and over again.

A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?”

Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!”

So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small piano out of it and places it on the bar and then a little man as well.

The little man walks up to the piano and starts playing!

The barman is blown away by this and agrees to the drinks and then asks, “Where did you find him?”

“Well,” says the man, “I found this magic lamp.”

The man digs into the box and pulls out this old brass oil lamp. “I rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me one wish and then he said I must pass the lamp on to the next person that did me a kindness.”

“Wow,” says the barman.

The man then says, “As you gave me a drink I’m going to let you have the lamp. Be careful what you wish for though.”

So the barman rubs the lamp and then makes his wish.

Next thing the bar has ducks everywhere!!! Crapping on the bar and the floor and all over the customers! The barman shouts at the man saying, “I wished for a million Bucks! not a million ducks!”

To this the man replies, “And you think that I wished for a 12-inch Pianist?!”

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