A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”‘Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife.”
He explains, “She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” exclaims the wife,.. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!”
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far…
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having…
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger…
Everyone is staring at her. The guy thinks to himself, “there’s no way in hell I have a chance with her.” But, lo and behold, she sits…
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through…
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small…