The elderly minister was searching his closet
for his collar before church one Sunday morning.
In the back of the closet, he found
a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills.
He called his wife into the closet
to ask her about the box and its contents.
Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the
box there for their entire 25 years of marriage.
Disappointed and hurt, the minister asked her
, “WHY?”