A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife.
The maid picks up.
“Is this the maid”
“Yes”
“Well may I speak to my wife?
” “Well….she’s in b**with a m**”
The husband is furious and tells the maid
“I want you to go into my desk, get my , and sho** the both of them”
The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone,
telling him she shot both of them.
The husband says,
“Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”
The maid says,
“What pool???”
The husband says,
“Is this 387-6476?”
