A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong.

Through his tears, the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.

He answers between the sobs and sniffles, “You can’t understand. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.”

He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”

The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”

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An Old Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store last Friday night with a beautiful, much younger gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring for just $40,000,” the jeweler said.

The lady’s eyes sparkled, and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man, seeing this, said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how the payment would be made, and the man replied, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘ Sir…There’s no money in that account.”

” I know,’ said the old man… ‘ But let me tell you about my weekend.’

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