My teenage years were some of the worst times of my life.
I wasn’t popular, and all the other kids knew it. The popular girls especially thought to pick on me because they knew no one would care about me or what they did. So this one time in grade 8 I was walking home, and some of the popular girls came up to me and pushed me into a puddle and told me to go have sex with my “boyfriend.” And this girl says, “wait, guys! She doesn’t even have one.”
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment,…
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One day, little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” His wife, who was cooking dinner, overheard the question and decided…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of…
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why…
«Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,» my daughter exclaimed…