A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.

The bartender tells him that he owes $9.

“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.

“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.

The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.

The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”

The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change, and I’ll be on my way.”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of whisky.

He swallows it and looks in his shirt pocket.

He orders another glass of whisky, swallows it, and looks into his small pocket.

He orders a third shot and does the same.

After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays, and starts to walk out.

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender, and he says to the guy, “Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what’s in your pocket.”

The guy slurs, “Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good.”

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