Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck.
He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, he told his problem to a friend he worked with at Walmart.
His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Billy Bob. “I really need to sell the truck.”
“Okay,” said Billy Bob’s friend. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer in your truck back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell it anymore.”
The following weekend, Billy Bob made the trip to the mechanic.
Two weeks later, the friend asked Billy Bob, “Did you sell your truck?”
“No,” replied Billy Bob, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A trucker stops at a red light, and a blonde catches up to him
A trucker stops at a red light, and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes, and he walks down the street.
At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and walks down the street.
At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her, and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
LOL!!
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.
The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!”
The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.
The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.
Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins and replies, “I did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!”