He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked.
Man, she is fine!” The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again and said “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!” The biker still
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