“But why?” asks his wife.
“Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go with my brother Pete. He might be 103 years old but his eyesight is perfect.” He agrees and finds himself on the golf course with his brother-in-law. He takes aim and hits a powerful shot that speeds off like a jet.
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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You…
The first man lights a match. “This is a Christmas candle,” he says confidently. “Very creative,” Saint Peter nods, letting him through. The second man jingles his…
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