The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. She asks who is it?
A priest is driving down the road when he comes across a pig lying dead in the road. He contacts the police to inform them of his…
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…
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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. You…
The first man lights a match. “This is a Christmas candle,” he says confidently. “Very creative,” Saint Peter nods, letting him through. The second man jingles his…
Picture this: a crowded bar buzzing with chatter, glasses clinking, and the occasional burst of laughter. Suddenly, the door swings open, and a man storms in, waving…