Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said,
“I was cleaning the father’s room
the other day and do you know what I found?
A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course, I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said,
“Well, I can top that.
I was in the father’s room putting away
the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.”
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
The third nun said, “Oh shit.”
