Blonde Customer Outsmarts Salesman Over Window Payments!
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Why My Wife Really Married Me
Why My Wife Really Married Me I asked my wife why she married me. She said, “Because you are funny.” I said, “I thought it was because…
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A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…
A married couple
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Nobody Knows Elderly Woman Had Been Living in Her Car For Years Until Neighbor Finds Out — Story of the Day
A man is horrified to discover that his frail elderly neighbor has been living in her broken-down old car even though she has a house. Sometimes it…
Florida Man Was Forced To Strap Down The Entire House, Here’s What Happened
As Hurricane Milton ravages Florida with devastating winds of up to 100 mph, Pedro Casares from Orlando took an extraordinary approach to protect his home. In a…
Little Johnny failed his mathematics test..
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the…
“Senior Moments: The Old Lady’s Unusual Request at the Pharmacy”
Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the…
The newlywed wife said to her husband
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in…
