While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.
One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she…
A blond City girl named Amy marries a N. Dakota rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our…
The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough….
A handsome priest and a young nun are traveling when their car breaks down…
A handsome priest and a young nun are traveling when their car breaks down… And they are forced to spend the night in a motel – with…
Funny Clean Joke: The Teacher was trying to teach he
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked…
I took a cab and told the cabbie I was
Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like…
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys a New Corvette
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and…
The wife bought a new see through nighty
The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.” The…
DRUNK HUSBAND!
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Staywhere you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t…
The Secret To A Long And Happy Marriage
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People…