This Woman….
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…
Parents Tell Kids They’re….
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your…
She Was Shocked When She….
She Was Shocked When She Overheard Her Son Saying This In His Room. But His Teacher’s Response Is Hysterical. Little Billy was at home doing his math…
A Boy and his father in a mall
A Boy and his father in a mall An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but…
A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…
HE LOST
BUT NEVER EXPECTED A GIRL TO SAY THIS WHEN HE ASKED HER OUT. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass…
A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I…
A man met a wonderful woman and became
He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his…
A woman was having
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived…
A Memorable Plane Ride
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…