Nun & The blindman
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says…
Drunk AS Hell
Three men had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home. The next day, they all met…
This Man….
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to…
AS THE PLANE WAS GOING…
An old couple were sitting in the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary. Suddenly the pilot made an announcement: “Dear passengers,…
THIS IS HOW TO DEAL
A woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asked if she would like to play…
WIFE’S FUNERAL…
WIFE’S HEADSTONE Charlie was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rita dies. At the cemetery, Joe’s friends and family are appalled to see that the…
HUSBAND’S….
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
People were feeling
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger…
LITTLE GIRL SHOCKED EVERYONE WITH HER ASSIGNMENT, INCLUDING THIS TEACHER
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next…
Man Refuses to Give Up Seat for Pregnant Woman on Subway
I was on the subway today. A pregnant lady got on, and she looked incredibly tired, as if she had been on her feet all day. She…