2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua.
They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s get a beer.” The chihuahua walker complains, “We can’t take our dogs in there.” The first responds, “Watch me.” The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, “Sorry, you can’t bring your dog in here.” “He’s my seeing eye dog,” the woman replies feigning offense.
The bartender quickly apologizes and serves her the beer. The other woman comes in with her chihuahua and orders a beer, too. The bartender says “No dogs allowed in here.” “He’s my seeing eye dog.” “Yeah, right,” the bartender says, “It’s a chihuahua.” Without missing a beat the woman replies, “They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?”
